Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)
so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital