Denmark Butterfly Project Bookworm

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via orgasm)

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via sextnoise)

oldyellowtricks:

how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)

(via sorry)

pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital

(Source: pemsylvania, via orgasm)

virginsacrificer:

when u see a cute stranger in public

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(via magicul)